There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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