How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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