The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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