I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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