so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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