Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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