Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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