he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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