so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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