Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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