so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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