I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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