Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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