Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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