Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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