I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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