your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
