Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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