How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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