We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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