Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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