I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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