why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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