Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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