Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
