I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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