I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this just has baby written all over it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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