We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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