their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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