Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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