I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
