I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
