The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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