oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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