some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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