Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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