I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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