I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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