so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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