At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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