dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she peed on how many people?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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