Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Boobs are out for the taking
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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