Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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