Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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