You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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