i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My vagina is officially offended.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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