She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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