called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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