woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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