all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
my poor anus
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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