I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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