Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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