why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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