I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Randomize
