If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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