no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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